Definitions

001 ... Agamous - To be unmarried
002 ... Agelast - A person who never laughs
003 ... Agiotage - A stock term that means the manipulating by speculations the raising and lowering of stock prices.
004 ... Agliff - A verb meaning frightened.
005 ... Agonistarch ... A person who trained combatants for games.
006 ... Agonous ... Struggling
007 ... Agowilt - Sudden and sickening fear.
008 ... Alexiteric - Adjective meaning to ward off a contagion, or having the properties of an antecdote.
009 ... Alogotrophy - Means excessive nutrition to any one part of the body resulting in a deformity.
010 ... Anglewitch - Obsolete word meaning a worm used as bait in fishing.
011 ... Anopisthogaph Anything that has writing on just one side of it.
012 ... Antapology - A reply to an apology. 013 ... Antonomasia - When a trademark is used as a generic term. For example calling all tissues a Kleenex.
014 ... Aprosexia - An abnormal inability to pay attention.
015 ... Argute - Adjective meaning shrewd.
016 ... Aspectabund - Adjective that means you have an expressive face.
017 ... Aspherterism - A belief that there should be no private property.
018 ... Aucupate - A verb meaning to go bird watching.
019 ... Autophoby - The fear of referring to yourself.
020 ... Autoschediastic - Done on the spur of the moment or improvised.
021 ... Avatrol - A bastard.
022 ... Bablatrice - A female babbler, a talkative woman.
023 ... Balbutiate - To stutter or stammer.
024 ... Bangstry - Masterful violence.
025 ... Barla - Masterful violence.
026 ... Barnumize - To advertise or promote with outlandish claims.
027 ... Battologist - Someone who repeats the same thing needlessly.
028 ... Bever - A snack between meals.
029 ... Blive - Immediate or right away.
030 ... Bloncket - A color that is bluish gray.
031 ... Blottesque - A painting style with heavy brushstrokes or blots.
032 ... Bloviate - To speak in a pompous way.
033 ... Bombilation - A buzzing or droning sound.
034 ... Bubulcitate - To cry like a cowboy.
035 ... Bucculent - Wide mouthed.
036 ... Calamistrate - To curl the hair.
037 ... Callipygian - Adjective meaning to have shapely buttocks.
038 ... Campaniform - To be well shaped.
039 ... Catoptromancy - Foretelling the future.
040 ... Chevisance - To acquire money by pawning something.
041 ... Chirocracy - Government by physical force.
042 ... Cockyolly bird - Expression meaning "dear little bird."
043 ... Codology - An irish word meaning leg pulling, Cod is an irish term for joke. A hoaxer is called a cologist.
044 ... Crapulous - Relating to drunkenness or drinking of alcohol.
045 ... Cunctipotent - having all things.
046 ... Curwhibble - a thing-a-ma-jig or a what-ya-ma-callit.
047 ... Dactylonomy - Counting on your fingers.
048 ... Deglutition - The act of swalloing.
049 ... Deipnosophist - A master at the art of dining.
050 ... Dejerate - To take an oath or swear to something.
051 ... Delassation - Tired.
052 ... Deturpate - To defile or make something ugly.
053 ... Deuterogamist - Someone who marries for a second time.
054 ... Diazingiber - A kind of ginger candy.
055 ... Dignotion - A birthmark, tattoo, mole or any distinguishing mark or sign.
056 ... Disboscation - The clearing of woods to make farmland or pasture.
057 ... Dyslogistic - Disapproving.
058 ... Echopraxia - To mimic the moves of others whether consciously or unconsciously (i.e. yawning).
059 ... Emmetropia - Visual term for 290/20 vision.
060 ... Emuctory - Relates to the blowing of the nose.
061 ... Encomiums - Formal praises.
062 ... Epagomenic - To celebrate something that's not on a calendar, in old days it had to do with worshipping certain gods on certain days.
063 ... Ergophobic - Someone who fears work.
064 ... Erinaceous - Adjective meaning people with prickly manners.
065 ... Exauctorate - To depose or oust from office, to deprive of authority.
066 ... Expergefaction - Waking up.
067 ... Faitour - A cheat.
068 ... Finnimbrun - A knickknack or trinket.
069 ... Flambuginous - A sham, deceptive.
070 ... Floccinaucinihilpilification - To establish or state that something has no value.
071 ... Freck - To move quickly or nimbly.
072 ... Fuliginous - Sooty or dusty.
074 ... Gaberlunzie - A beggar.
075 ... Gallinipper - A large mosquito.
076 ... Gammerstang - A tall, awkward woman.
077 ... Gangrel - A child learning to walk.
078 ... Halieutic - Pertains to fishing.
079 ... Harbergery - A place of entertainment.
080 ... Heptamerous - Something that has 7 sides or parts.
081 ... Heterography - Incorrect spelling.
082 ... Hoddypeak - A fool.
083 ... Hodmandod - A strange person.
084 ... Hoghenhine - A family member.
085 ... Honeyfugle - To swindle or cheat.
086 ... Houghmangandy - Sexual intercourse with someone you are not married to.
087 ... Huderon - A lazy person.
088 ... Iatraliptic - A medical term for a doctor who cures ailments using lotions or creams.
089 ... Ichnography - A buildings floor plan.
090 ... Icterical - Tinged with yellow.
091 ... Ignoscency - Forgiveness.
092 ... Illecebrous - Pretty, attractive.
093 ... Impignorate - To pawn or mortgage something.
094 ... Indagatrix - Female investigator.
095 ... Inhebetate - To make something blunt or dull.
096 ... Insangelous - "To be equal to the angels."
097 ... Ithyphallic - Indecent or obscene.
098 ... Jaculiferous - To have prickles.
099 ... Jectigation - Wagging or trembling.
100 ... Jollux - A fat person.
101 ... Kakistocracy - A givernment run by its worst citizens.
102 ... Kinnikinnick - A substance of dried sumac leaves and willow or dogwood bark smoked by Native Americans as a tobacco substitute.
103 ... Knismesis - Light tickling.
104 ... Krukolibidinous - The act of staring at someone's crotch.
105 ... Kyphorrhinos - Having a nose with a bump in it.
106 ... Kyriolexy - Speaking literally.
107 ... Lalochezia - The use of foul or abusive language to relieve stress or ease pain.
108 ... Lambrequins - During medieval times it was a heavy cloth worn over a helmet.
109 ... Leggiadrous - Graceful, elegant.
110 ... Lethologica - The inhability to recall a precise word for something.
111 ... Maledicent - One who is addicted to abusive speech.
112 ... Mammothrept - A child who is rasied and spoiled by their grandmother.
113 ... Matronolagnia - An attraction to older women, especially ones who have children.
114 ... Misocapnist - One who hates the smell of tobacco smoke.
115 ... Misdoctakleidist - Someone who hates practicing the piano.
116 ... Mulligrubs - A state of depression or low spirits.
117 ... Mumpsimus - One who sticks obstinately and wrongly to their old ways.
118 ... Nelipot - Someone who walks without shoes.
119 ... Nepheligenous - Producing clouds of tobacco smoke.
120 ... Nidorosity - Belching with the taste of undigested meat.
121 ... Nudiustertian - Pertaining to the day before yesterday.
122 ... Oculoplania - Letting one's eyes wander while assessing someone's charms.
123 ... Onychophagy - The habit of biting ones fingernails.
124 ... Pandiculation - Stretching and yawning before going to bed or after waking up.
125 ... Petrichor - The smell of rain on dry ground.
126 ... Philosophunculist - One who pretends to know more they do to impress others.
127 ... Pogonotomy - The act of cutting a beard.
128 ... Preantepenultimate - Fourth from last.
129 ... Psithurism - The sound of wind in trees or rustling leaves.
130 ... Pyknic - Short and fat.
131 ... Qualtagh - The first person you see after leaving your house.
132 ... Quidnunc - One who always wants to know what is going on.
133 ... Quomodocunquize - to make money by any means possible.
134 ... Recumbentibus - A knockout blow either physically or verbally.
135 ... Runcation - The act of weeding.
136 ... Sabrage - The act of opening a bottle with a saber.
137 ... Saprostomous - Having bad breath.
138 ... Sciapodous - having huge feet.
139 ... Scolecophagous - One who eats worms.
140 ... Sgiomalaireached - The habit of dropping in at meal times.               141 ... Sphallolalia - Having a fat behind.
142 ... Strikhedonia - The pleasure of being able to say hell with it.
143 ... Tachyphagia - fast eating.
144 ... Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing.
145 ... Tetrapyloctomy - The act of splitting a hair four ways.
146 ... Thelemic - Permitting people to do as they like.
147 ... Tibialoconcupiscent - Having a lascivious interest in watching a woman put on stockings.
148 ... Ulotrichous - having very wooly hair.
149 ... Ultracrepidarian - One who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge.
150 ... Usufructuary - A person who has use or enjoyment of something.
151 ... Ventripotent - Big bellied, gluttonous.
152 ... Vesthibitionism - The flirtatious display of undergarments by a woman.153 ... Viranginity - Masculine qualities in a woman.
154 ... Wanweird - An unhappy fate.
155 ... Witzelsucht - A feeble attempt at humor.
156 ... Xenobombulate - To malinger.
157 ... Xerophagy - A dietof bread and water.
158 ... Ximelolagnia - The urge to stare at women who are sitting with legs crossed.
159 ... Xylopolist - One who sells wood products.
160 ... Yclept - By the name of, called.,br> 161 ... Zabaglione - Frothy custard.
162 ... Zabernism - Misuse of military authority.
163 ... Zabuton - Flat Japanese cushion for kneeling or sitting.
164 ... Zatfig - Having a full rounded figure.
165 ... Zakuska - Snack.
166 ... Zalambdodont - Having molar teeth with V shaped ridges.
167 ... Zazzy - Flashy, stylish.
168 ... Zendalet - Large, black woolen shawl worn over head and shoulders.
169 ... Zenzizenzizenzic - A number raised to the eighth power.
170 ... Zeppole - A variety of doughnut.
171 ... Zho - Cross between a yak and a cow.
172 ... Ziggurat - Mesopotamian step pyramid.
173 ... Zingaro - Gypsy.
174 ... Zitella - Young Girl.
175 ... Zoocephalic - Animal headed.
176 ... Zoomagnetism - Animal magnetism.
177 ... Zugzwang - Chess Blockade.
178 ... Zwitterion - Ion carrying both a positive and a negative charge.
179 ... Zygodactylic - having two toes in front and two behind.
180 ... Zymosimeter - Instrument for measuring fermentation.
181 ... Zymurgy - Branch of chemistry dealing with brewing.Br> 000182 ... Zyzzyva - South American weevil.

Quotes & Sayings

183 ... Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
184 ... For Sale: taliban rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
185 ... The faulty interface lies between the chair and the keyboard.
186 ... Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
187 ... Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
188 ... Life is uncertain...Eat dessert first!
189 ... When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. *Elayne Boosler
190 ... Don't hate me because I'm beautiful - hate me because your boyfriend thinks i'm beautiful!
191 ... Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
192 ... You can't scare me. i drive a school bus.
193 ... Life without danger is a waste of oxygen.
194 ,,, I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.
195 ... Smile, everyone loves a moron.
196 ... My family puts the "fun" back in dysFUNctional.
197 ... Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman i don't like and just give her a house.
198 ... Ah, yes, divorce....., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. *Robin Williams
199 ... Roses are red, violets are blue, i once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!
200 ... Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!
201 ... My computer NEVER cras...DOH!
202 ... Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster!
203 ... Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.
204 ... How does Avon find so many women willing to take orders?
205 ... Looking for a helping hand? There's one on your arm.
206 ... My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
207 ... You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
208 ... Sometimes you're the bug, and sometimes you're the windshield.
209 ... Next time you wave at me, use more than one finger, please!
210 ... I would like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
211 ... I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
212 ... Drunk!..naught me - I'm Serfectly Pober Occifer!
213 ... i know Karate, Kung Fu and 47 other dangerous words.
214 ... I always lie. In fact, I;m lying to you right now!
215 ... Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!
216 ... FOR SALE: 1 set of morals, never used, will sell cheap.
217 ... Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
218 ... Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it!
219 ... Don't ask me. I'm making this up as I go!
220 ... Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
221 ... Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it!
222 ... Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs...Boy do I love Congress!
223 ... Did ya hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!
224 ... Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing.
225 ... Welcome to teh Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray...
226 ... My wife ran away with my best friend. I sure miss him.
227 ... No amount of planning will ever replace dumb luck.
228 ... Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.
229 ... Don't you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?
230 ... Why do they call it "morning sickness" in the middle of the afternoon?
231 ... Did you know there is a page 666 in The Bible?
232 ... If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?
233 ... Can vampires donate blood?
234 ... If a fire truck was on its way to a fire and it passes another fire, which fire would it go to?
235 ... If you could walk through the walls, wouldn't you fall through the floor?
236 ... How come when you go in the front door of a church, you are at the back of the church, and if you go in the back door, you would end up in the front of the church?
237 ... If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?
238 ... Why is Bra singular and panties plural?
239 ... Why is there an L in NOEL?
240 ... If you eat regular rice crispies with chocolate milk will it taste the same as eating co-co crispies with regular milk?
241 ... What are those little things on the end of yoru shoelaces called?
242 ... When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?
243 ... If they develop a supersonic train, will they give it a whistle?
244 ... Do fish ever get thristy?
245 ... Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
246 ... If there were a knowledge contest, would the female winner be called Miss Informed?
247 ... If you stick on stickers on non-stick pans, would they stick on?
248 ... Why don't ducks duck when you shoot at them?
249 ... On a hamburger bun, why is the top bun always bigger than the bottom one?
250 ... Why does breaking a mirror mean seven years of bad luck when seven is a lucky number??
251 ... Can angels eat devils food cake?
252 ... If I think, and therefore I am, am I just a thought?
253 ... If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
254 ... Why do the numbers on the phone go one way, but the numbers on the calculator go the other way?
255 ... Why do we tie shoes to the back of a car for newly weds                       256 ... Is it possible to do stand-up comedy sitting down?
257 ... Is bad a bad word?
258 ... If dinosaurs had sores.....what would they be called?
259 ... What does the T in T-shirt really mean?
260 ... Why does the label on children's Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN?
261 ... Why do they call front seat shotgun?
262 ... Why are all farms red?
263 ... Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
264 ... Why is there not a Channel 1 on TV?
265 ... Why are there dents in a golf ball?
266 ... Why are obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?
267 ... How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
268 ... When you put "THE" and IRS" together, it forms "THEIRS." Coincidence? I think not?
269 ... What would hapen if u put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room?
270 ... Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?
271 ... If you built a time machine with all new parts, when you went back would the parts you use disappear because they didn't exist then?
272 ... How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?
273 ... Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift.                          274 ... If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
275 ... If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureay, who do you complain to?
276 ... Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
277 ... Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
278 ... If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?
279 ... If all nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
280 ... If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
281 ... What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
282 ... What if you're in hell, and you're mad awesomeone, where do you tell them to go?
283 ... Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
284 ... When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
285 ... What do mermaids eat?
286 ... If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
287 ... If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?
288 ... If anbything's possible then is it possible that nothing' spossible?
289 ... Is atheism a non-prophet organization?
290 ... If a baseball is hit out of the satdium, travels completely around the world, re-enters the stadium, and is caught by a fielder, is it a home run or an out?
291 ... If a police car, an abulance, a fire truck and mail truck are all at a 4 way stop, who has the right away?
292 ... Why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks aren't?
293 ... Are there female leprechauns?
294 ... Do judges and lawyers do jury duty?
295 ... Do fish sleep?
296 ... Would it be possible for a solar car to travel faster than the speed of light?
297 ... Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
298 ... Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
299 ... On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?
300 ... Do pigs pull ham strings?
301 ... Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?
302 ... Why do radio operators say "niner" instead of just "nine?"
303 ... Why do people say heads up when you should duck?
304 ... Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?
305 ... Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
306 ... Why do they call the clock where you punch your timecard card a "time" clock? Aren't all clocks "time" clocks?
307 ... Why does blow and suck mean the same thing when we describe somethings being crap?
308 ... Can dogs have dog days?
309 ... When a male is elected president, his wife is called the First Lady. What would a lady's husband be called if she were elected president?
310 ... If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?
311 ... Do birds pee?
312 ... Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies or concerts?
313 ... Why do they call it 2% milk if its 2% fat not milk?
314 ... What do you say when someone says you're in denial, and you really aren't?
315 ... If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
316 ... Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Annonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for!
317 ... If water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere and water spins counter-clockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere, which way does it spin at the equator?
318 ... If you own a piece of land and there is a valcano on it and it ruins a nearby town, do you have to pay for the property damages?
000319 ... If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
320 ... If it is a 50 mph wind and you drive your car at 50 mph downwind, if you suck your head outside would you feel the wind?
321 ... Why does "closing up" a shop and "closing down" a shop mean the same thing?
322 ... Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies!
323 ... How many licks doe sit take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
324 ... How do you throw away a garbage can?